Wednesday, May 23, 2007
I can totally do that!
It would be cool if only he could do the worm like Krud. Then I could say that he was half way decent. Otherwise, meh.
Who am I kidding, you don't have to like or even know what break dancing is to see that this guy is awesome at it.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
WARNING!
BEER WARNING
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs
to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes
in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by
female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male
victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a
guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for
no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a
vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this
scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering
it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details
of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the
support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone
book.
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs
to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes
in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by
female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male
victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a
guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for
no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a
vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this
scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering
it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details
of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the
support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone
book.
Would you drink this water?
Found some cool Engrish in my time and have some great photos to upload at some stage, but this is one of my most recent findings (click on the photo to get a larger image). We were walking around Shanghai International airport trying to find some water for our berocca tablets (necessary item for travel perkiness), when we stumbled across this machine. I can just picture the little authomites now.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Pearls of Wisdom
I've copied these directly from a site called lucidcafe, which I only found through a shoutwire (I haven't quite worked those out yet). Anyway these 14 gems made me have a chuckle so I thought I'd pass them on.
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
"Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over
50 Years To Learn" by Dave Barry
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
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